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EARTHQUAKE HITS MEXICO
An earthquake measuring 5.2 hit Mexico last Monday. 50,000 were reported dead and 250,000 homeless. England has pledged to send 100$Million in aid, France is sending aid workers. For it's part the U.S. is sending replacement Mexicans.

OBAMA WANTS MORE BLACKS ON TV
President Obama has alerted the head of FOX that he would like to see more blacks on TV. He says having more blacks portrayed in real life situations will help close the racial divide in America. FOX has agreed to air COPS and Americas Most Wanted every night of the week.


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How do you know jews are living nextdoor?
There's wet toilet paper on the clothesline -Riley rice

What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
Boyscouts come back from their camps! -Steve

What's the difference between a jew and a vampire?
One is a blood sucking vampire, and the other has wings. -mike

What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
'Jewpiter' -Ben

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips

How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.

How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.

How do you know you have a queer Jew?
He likes money more than girls.

Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up

What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork

Whey do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free.

Whats the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.

How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny

What language does Jewish homo speak?
Heblew

What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew

Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.

Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
They heard that someone dropped a quarter

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.

Whats Jewish doggy style?
You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead.

What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose. - Mandy

What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon. - John



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