Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads! -igor

Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't shit on their lips! -Tim

Why was white chocolate invented?
So nigger kids could get messy too! -Kev

What do you call a niggers car?
A 'blood vessel'. -Dean

What do you call 1,000 niggers going down a hill?
A mudslide! -robbie

What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run fast! -Jimmy

Why is there no black Miss America pageant?
Nobody want's to be Ms. Idaho! -Zeigler

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla! -Adam

What do you call a nigger having sex?
Rape! -Adam

How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?
None, it's a niggers job! -Sheeky

White folks aren't racist . .
. . we've all got colored TV's! -bob

Why do niggers hate asperin?
Because it's white and it works! -Christian

A nigger walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?". The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back. -jon

What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
An Ethiopian! -Jeremy

How many niggers does it take a shingle a roof?
It depends how thin you slice them! -Donald

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope!

Why don't nigger babies play in sandboxes?
Cats keep trying to bury them! -Donald

What do you call 60,000 niggers on a plane heading back to Africa?
A good start! -Donald

What do you call a nigger hiding in the woods?
A brown recluse! -Donald

What do you call a black bowling ball?
A nigger egg. -J

What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! I put the pubes on his head! -J

What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!

What do Confederates do on the New Year?
Shoot niggers with roman candles and throw Confetti! -ozz

How do you get a nigger to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it! -c

How do you keep a nigger bitch pleased?
Give her some fried chicken! -Andrea

What do you call 1,000 niggers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start! -Sebastian

What did God say when he made the second nigger?
Oops! Burnt another one! -Nick

Why haven't any niggers died from West Nile virus?
Mosquitos don't land on shit, only flies do! -eGod

What did the nigger get on his SATs?
Barbecue sauce! -Mike

Why don't niggers like blow jobs?
Niggers don't like ANY jobs! -Jesse Dawson

What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys! -Jesse Dawson