What happened when the Nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shat on his face! -Steve

What do you call a busload of niggers going off a cliff with one empty seat?
A crying shame! -sean

What do you call 1,000 niggers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start! -Sebastian

Why is a nigger like a vending machine?
Neither work, but they both take your money! -Kyle

Why are blacks so tall?
Their knee grows. -Nigger Hater

What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn?
Antique farm equiptment!

What do you call a black man with a pole in his back?
Shit on a stick! -mark

Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
To remind the niggers they used to pick cotton before they were drug dealers! -coady

Why was the nigger with diarrea freaking out?
He thought he was melting! -Robyn

Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
He doesn't know he's black. -J

What's the difference between bigfoot and a working nigger?
Bigfoot's been spotted! -big jake

What's the definition of Mass Confusion?
Fathers day in Harlem! -jedthrow

What do you call a nigger with an afro?
Microphone. -Nikki

What do you call two blacks in a bodybag?
Twix! -Nikki

Why are there only 2 pall bearer at a niggers funeral?
A garbage can only has two handles! -mike

What does a nigger give his kid for his birthday?
YOUR bike! -mike

Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a nigger driving by?
It could be your car! -mike

Why did the man take off his watch to grab a handful of jelly beans?
He was afraid the blacks would steal it!

How do we know Adam wasn't black?
Ever try taking a rib from a black guys?

What's long, dark and stinks?
The unemployment line!

Why do niggers and spics always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but still live in shitty houses?
They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet! -Johnny Reb

Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
They're niggers!

A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams, "Do what you black men do best!". The nigger grabs the TV and runs! -Alex

What's blue and hangs in my front yard? My nigger! I'll paint him whatever color I want!

What's a black mans fortune cookie? A peice of cornbread with a food stamp in the middle! -Frank

How does a niggress take a pregnancy test? She sticks a banana up her pussy, if it comes out half-eaten you know there's another monkey on the way! -Wo

What's 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56? The Martin Luther King Day parade! -Mr. KKK

What's the difference between a nigger and Batman? Batman can go out at night without Robbin -Crystal

What did Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?
I freed WHO? -Jesse Dawson

What's the worst thing you can call a black man, starting with N and ending with R?
Neighbor! -Subzie

A redneck is driving down the road one day and see's a sign that says coon season is in. He goes a bit further down the road and see a field of niggers picking watermelons. He stops, takes out his gun and starts shooting. A cop comes up and asks him what he's doing so he says, "I saw a sign back there that said coon season was in!", the cop says, "yea, but you're hunting in a baited field!" -sam

Why do niggers eat Tootsie Rolls with a fork?
So they don't bite off their fingers! -Nettie

What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?
The bag!

What do you call the million man march in the rain?
"Gorillas in the mist" -Jethro

Once there was a nigger who decided to have a bar-b-q on the front lawn of the local church. Another nigger walked up and told him he'd better leave before the priest came out and called the cops since all the spooks knew the priest was a racist. The doors of the church swung open and the second nigger jumped into the bushes. The priest came out and he could see the priest was upset, but couldn't hear what he was saying. He saw the priests arms go up, down, left and right and then he went back inside.

The nigger came out from the bush and asked his friend how he'd gotten the priest to bless him! The first nigger said he wasn't being blessed, the priest pointed up and said, "Nigger! Get your Bar-B-Q", pointed down and said, "your nigger friend hiding in the bush", pointed left to right and said, "and get the fuck out!" -Travis