What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from! -Ryan

What do you call a bunch of niggers neck-deep in mud?
Afro-turf

What do you call a bunch of niggers skydiving?
Air pollution! -shawn

What's long and hard on a nigger?
Third grade.

A nigger with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, where did you get that?"
The parrot says, "Africa! There are millions of them over there just sitting around"

What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Are Actually Colored People.

What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems.

What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers, Apes, Aligators, Coons and Possums. - mike

What do you call a nigger waterskiing?
A top-water jig. -heywood

What would you call the flintstones if they were black?
Niggers! -dave

A nigger, a jew and a mexican jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
Who cares! -Chris

How do you keep a nigger from drowning?
Take your boot off his head. -Klaus

Ever hear the rumor that niggers are bigger than white men? How do you tell when a nigger is really well hung?
When you can't fit a finger between his neck and the rope! -spinner

What do you say to a black man in court?
Will the defendant please rise! -Tee

What do you call a black man in high school?
Janitor -Tee

What's the only way a person can look at a nigger and smile?
Through the scope of a gun! -jaycee

Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk. -nathan

How do you keep a nigger from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.

Whats the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The bucket. -Heidi

What do an apple and a nigger have in common?
They both belong hanging in trees.

Why don't niggers celibrate Thanksgiving?
KFC is closed on holidays. -c

How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.

What do you call seven niggers hanging in a tree?
A windchime.

What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A fat lip, a black eye and a job!

What's the difference between a dead dog in a road and a dead nigger in a road?
The dog has skid marks in front of it. -james

What do you call a black priest?
Holy shit! -ccc

I had a nigger in my family tree . . .
. . . he's still hanging there!

Why are trees so close in Harlem?
Public transportation. -Chris

How long does it take a nigress to take a shit?
9 months -CJ

What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
A nigger! - Josh

What do you call a nigger on the moon? A problem.
What do you call five niggers on the moon? A problem.
What do you call all the niggers on the moon? Problem solved! - Hayley

What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Around America Causing Problems -Sam

Why did so many niggers die in Vietnam?
When they were told to get down they started break dancing! -Ray

What do you call a nigger in a suit?
Guilty! -Ryan

What do you call a black roofer?
Shit on a shingle! -Gino

If life were a jacket where would the niggers live?
In the hood! -Kev

What do you call a busload of niggers?
A rotten banana -Jake

What do you call a bunch of niggers buried neck deep in your driveway?
Blacktop -Jeff

What do you throw a drowning nigger?
It's wife and kids! -Adam