Why are all the niggers fast runners?
All the slow ones are in jail.

Whats the difference between niggers and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!

How do you keep a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him! - Jarrett

Why do white folks go to nigger garage sales?
To get their stuff back. - J

How do you keep niggers out of your back yard?
Hang one in your front yard!

What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work. - John

What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television floating in mid-air?
Shoot the nigger stealing it.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a nigger?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's wrong with four niggers in a cadillac going off a cliff?
A cadillac seats five! - Garrett

How can you tell a nigger's just had sex?
His eyes are all red from the mace.

How do you get a nigger to leave you alone?
Throw him a basketball! -J

What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic. -obb

Why don't niggers dream?
The last one to have a dream got shot.

Theres an American airline and one of the engines is going out so they decide they need to get rid of some weight or they will crash. To do it fairly they decide to do it in alphabetical order. So they tell all of the African Americans to jump off the plane, no one moves. So they say, "Okay, all the blacks jump off." Still no one jumps. So they say, "All of the colored people jump off." Still no one jumps. Finally this little kid walks up to his dad and says, "Daddy, aren't we all three of those?" And the dad says, "Nope, today we're NIGGERS, we aint jumpin before the MEXICANS."

A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.
I had to shoot him before he stole everything. - stu

What would Martin Luther King, Jr be if he was white?
Alive! -Jessica

A Nigger runs into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor I can't stop running around!" The doctor says, "Okay, take this tablet." The Nigger slows down and stops. He said, "WOW! It really worked! I've tried everything! What was it?" The doctor says, "It's Persil - Stops colours running." -Lee

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Fathers Day!

Why do niggers have white palms?
There's a little good in everyone. -J