What do you call a nigger rolling uphill?
Black magic! -Donald

What do you call a white man in a group of twenty black men?
Tarzan of the apes. -Tim

Why don't niggers ride Harleys?
They hear run nigger nigger -Christina

What do you call a field full of niggers?
A shooting range! -James

What's the only good nigger?
A dead nigger!

What's the difference between a nigger and an orange?
The orange is alive when you take it off the tree. -McGirk

How did blacks invent break-dancing?
Trying to steal hubcaps off moving cars. -bman

What do you call a bunch of niggers in a pool?
Coco Puffs -Zack

What do you say when you see bigfoot?
Freeze you hairy nigger! -Jesse

Why are niggers so good at basketball?
It's the only game where they can run, shoot and steal -Jay

What do a slinky and a nigger have in common?
Both are useless and it's fun to watch them both falling down the stairs -Jordan

Did you hear about the nigger who died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window going 100mph and his lips beat him to death! -matt

How do you get 30 niggers into a Volkswagon?
Throw in a welfare check.

How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application! - Josh

Why do they put cotton on top of asperin bottles?
To remind niggers they picked cotton before they were drug dealers! -Tom

What's a niggers favorite drink?
Cotton GIN -Jobe

What do you call a nigger with shit on its shoulder?
Two-headed! -Cai

What do you call a nigger falling off a cliff?
A chocolate drop! -Cai

What did the nigger say while he was running next to a zebra?
"Now you see me - now you don't . . " -Gabbi

What does NBA stand for?
Niggers Bouncing Around -Steve

A little nigger was helping it's grandma in the kitchen, spilling some flour on his face he looked up and said, "Look grandma! I'm a white boy now!" His grandma whooped his ass and told him to go tell his mom what he'd said. He goes into the living room and says, "Look momma! I'm a white boy now!" His mom whoops his ass and tells him to go tell his father what he'd told her. He walks outside and says, "Look pappy! I'm a white boy now!" His father whoops his ass and then asks him what he learned. He says, "I've only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fucking niggers!" -Kurious George

Why do niggers smell?
So blind people can hate them too! -Kevin

Why don't niggers like barn dances?
Everytime they hear there's a 'hoe down' they think their sister got shot! -Jake

What do you get when you breed a nigger with a jew?
A chain of empty retail stores. -Rob

Why are apes always frowning?
They heard that in a million years they'll be niggers! -Puoyan

Why are people like jelly beans?
Nobody likes the black ones!

Why do niggers have low-riders?
So they can pick cotton at 50 miles an hour -Graham

What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?
A waste of wood! -Subzie

Did you know Oprah and Stevie Wonder both had the same nick name in school?
It was nigger! -Subzie

Why'd the nigger have shit in his wallet?
For I.D. - Subzie