What do you call a nigger in tree wearing a suit and holding a briefcase?
Branch manager! - Heather

What do you call a nigger with white hair?
A pint of Guiness - zander

What's a nigger got in common with a bike?
Neither can work without chains - richard

A man walks into a shoe store looking for a nice pair of shoes. An assistant asks if he can help, so the man tells the assistant he's looking for a really nice pair of shoes, a pair like nobody else would have. The assistant leads the man to the back room, opens a draw and pulls out a pair of shoes. He says, "These are the most unique shoes, made from human skin! They're $10,000". The man looks at them and says they're a bit pricey, so the assistant says, "We also have them in black for $2.99"
-Lozza

Why are niggers so good at football?
They grow up around hit and runs -ZehnRen

Why do dogs lick their assholes?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouths.

What do you call the black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow niggers! -Luke

What's 6 ft tall, black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron! -Luke

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead niggers?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage! -Tim

What do you get when you cross a midget with a nigger?
A little shit! - Blade

When does a black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room! - Cain Fleming

Why does New York have niggers while California has earthquakes?
California got first pick! - Cain Fleming

Did you hear the KKK bought the rights to "ROOTS"?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending! - Cain Fleming

What's the difference between a White owl and a black owl?
The White owl says, "Who! Who!", while the black owl says, "Who dat! Who dat!" - Cain Fleming

Did you hear about the new black Barbie?
She comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check. - Cain Fleming

What does RAP stand for?
Retarded and poor, Rob and Plunder, Riot and Pound

What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers And Assholes Crashing Parties - bob

Why do niggers drive nice cars, but live in crappy houses?
They haven't figured out how to steal a house yet! -J

What would you do if you had enough money to send half the niggers back to africa?
Send them all back half way - Brian

Why do people hit things when they don't work?
It worked with the slaves! -Arty

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patrick's day?
Everyone wants to be Irish on St. Patrick's day! -Arty

What do you call two niggers in a red sleeping bag?
Kitkat - Tom

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold schwarzenegger?
Michael Wasanegger - Willy

What's more fun than swinging a baby nigger around on a string?
Stopping it with a shovel - Matt

What do you call a black man in a freezer?
Tough shit! -Sasha