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EARTHQUAKE HITS MEXICO
An earthquake measuring 5.2 hit Mexico last Monday. 50,000 were reported dead and 250,000 homeless. England has pledged to send 100$Million in aid, France is sending aid workers. For it's part the U.S. is sending replacement Mexicans.

OBAMA WANTS MORE BLACKS ON TV
President Obama has alerted the head of FOX that he would like to see more blacks on TV. He says having more blacks portrayed in real life situations will help close the racial divide in America. FOX has agreed to air COPS and Americas Most Wanted every night of the week.


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What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit? -Joel

How do you know when you're in a gay church?
Only half the congregation kneels to pray! -Robyn

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in? -Pete

What does AIDS stand for?
Anally Injected Death Sentence. -Pete

A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"

How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!

Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"

How do you fit three gays on one barstool?
Turn it upside-down! -syanide-mike

What do you call a ship full of fags?
The navy! -Jake

What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
Rolaids -Chris

What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out! -zeiglar

What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?

What do you call a mix between a Homo and a Dinosaur?
A Mega-sore-ass! -Tom

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A "Lickalotapus" - Otto

What kind of dog would a lesbian never have?
A weiner dog! - Liz

Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job - Otto

What do you call a lesbian eskimo?
A Klondike - otto

What's the first symptom of AIDS?
A sharp, stabbing pain in your rectum. - fat ginger

What did the gay fireman say on 9/11?
It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! AMEN!!!! - jahjah



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