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What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation? Can I help you pack your shit? -Joel How do you know when you're in a gay church? Only half the congregation kneels to pray! -Robyn What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? May I push your stool in? -Pete What does AIDS stand for? Anally Injected Death Sentence. -Pete A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers" How do you know if you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit! Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?" How do you fit three gays on one barstool? Turn it upside-down! -syanide-mike What do you call a ship full of fags? The navy! -Jake What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids -Chris What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out! -zeiglar What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit? What do you call a mix between a Homo and a Dinosaur? A Mega-sore-ass! -Tom What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A "Lickalotapus" - Otto What kind of dog would a lesbian never have? A weiner dog! - Liz Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank? They caught him drinking on the job - Otto What do you call a lesbian eskimo? A Klondike - otto What's the first symptom of AIDS? A sharp, stabbing pain in your rectum. - fat ginger What did the gay fireman say on 9/11? It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! AMEN!!!! - jahjah |
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